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[Just for the record, I'm totally aware of how ugly this is at the moment... I'm working on it, though.]








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Things I say that sometimes require translation:

-ism: Expression used by Waste and often giggled at.
Pisser: A very funny situation (piss-in-your-pants worthy)
Macaroni: Beyond hilarious (a degree higher than a "pisser")
Spooning: Balancing a spoon on your nose.
Dirty spooning: Now *that's* spooning to most people.
Tangy: Awesome.
It: The best ("it" canNOT be topped).
Anti-...: prefix which can be stuck to ANY word and therefore signify it's opposite.
Fuck: Doesn't necessarily hold a true meaning... Can be placed randomly in sentences.
Pillowcase: Equivalent of "douche-bag".
Worm: Slut.
Tweezer: Crazy fucker.
Ripshit: Awesome.
AC/DC: Bisexual.
Tugger: An annoying person.
Swervy: Drunk.
...-y: Suffix which can turn any word into an adjective.


Things that freak me out:

- clowns
- midget clowns
- unicycles
- felt-tip pens
- brown paper bags
- utensils in restaurants
- public washrooms
- plastic wrap
- socks with holes
- long beards
- zippers
- lemons
- the word "cacti"
- escalators
- smelly people
- photographs of me
- Donald Trump
- Donald Trump's hair
- the Gilmore Girls
- bad rap
- helium
- really small frogs
- yellow teeth
- putty
- jello
- pulp
- the word "pulp"
- the word "corn"
- things that pop
- blue cheese
- mold
- Jean Chrétien
- Ronald McDonald
- Cindy Crawford
- Parliament
- Greasy hair
- Guys with long fingernails
- Dirty fingernails
- Cats
- People who shave their eyebrows on purpose
- The color ---
- The word (same as above)